This Joke is Utterly hilarious!

Credits go to Karis! :)

There was once a man who went to a foreign country.

He went to rent a horse.

The man said: "This horse is very special, it would move when you say 'hallelujah'

and it would go faster when you say 'praise the lord'.

It would stop when you say 'Amen'."

The man thought: "It is very easy to remember."

So he mounted the horse and said: "hallelujah!"

The horse started moving. The man was very excited and said: "praise the lord!"

The horse started to a gallop.

Then the man started to daydream.

He thought of what he would tell his friends when he returned.

When he snapped back to reality, he realised that the horse was heading towards a cliff!

He tried to stop the horse, but could not remember the words to do it.

So he prayed out loud: " Lord, i pray that you will deliver me from the hands of death.

In Jesus name i pray, Amen."

The horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff!

The man shouted:" Hallelujah! Praise the lord!"

The horse ran right off the cliff.

Funny right?

Anyways hope you enjoy it!

Cheers...